Itz Noe here. My mommy is bizee at work rite now and left her compyouter on at home so I decided I wood rite a blog entry.
You c, my mommy went to work the other day and didn't realize that my daddy left the door to the pantree cracked. She says he forgot to shut the door. When I heard her leave, I ran up stairs to c what I cud get into. A lot of timez, I like to pick up mommys candlez she has around the house and just carry them around. THey smell sooo good so I just like to carry them around while I smell them. I like to just leave them in different spotz of the house for my mommy to find when she gets home from werk. She doesn't think it'z funny though.
Other timez, I like to take all the toys out of my toy buhcket and carry them all over the house. It makes me feel like I have friendz in every room.
My meen mommy and daddy close the door to all the bedrooms now when they leave for werk because they got mad that I would jump up on every bed and ruffle up the covers. I was just having a littl fun. THey are so boaring and meen sometimez.
Back to the pantree the other day. So my daddy left it cracked and I started sniffin around in thare. You c, i knew i wasn't supposed to do it but i was so excited that I found some colored paints. Actually, my mommy said it was blue food dye and I seen her bake treets with it before. So I decided I wanted to be like mommy and bake some treets. I knew they would be so proud of me when they got home for baking like a big gurl.
SO, I got the dye out of the pantree and took it to mommy's favorite piece of furntiure in the whole house- the gold antique couch that was her grandmother's. I mean, if I'm going to bake my mommy a treet, then I should have it ready on her favorite couch right? So, I started choowing the bottle of blue dye so i could get the cap off but no matter how hard i choowed, the cap would not twist off. I just kept biting teeth marks in to the bottle instead. I was so excited when I started to see the dye come out, in one BIG SPOT on my mommy's special gold couch. In fact, blue looks ever so bootiful on a gold couch. It was so perfect. I didnt end up baking a cake but I made my mommy's favorite couch so pretty. I even had blue all over my arm and mouth in the case that she didn't believe it was me who did such a prettie job painting for her.
Oh...and why you ask does my mommy not just put me in my crayte? Oh. Becuz she bought me this reallie nice wooden one and even put house address sticker numberz on the front (so I would have a real home) and I chewed my way out of it. I chewed all the wooden rungs and scratched the inside of the wood door so much that finally i broke free one day. My mommy was really mad about that one; but it werked I guess! Because now i just get to rome around the house all day long by myself. I always win. Mommy calls me a sour patch puppy because I'm super sweet and super sour too.
Only....when my mommy came home from work to let me out to go potty, she wasn't very excited to see me. I ran downstayers to greet her as I always do, and as soon as she saw my blue arm and face, her whole demeener changed. She was not happy to c me anymore and i won't even tell you all the church words she said to me once she got upstayers to the gold couch.
I just don't get it? I make her a special treat and she just throws me in a plastic cat crayte for the rest of the day.
Okay. that's all. gudbye.
noe peters
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